…Martin O’Malley’s dropping out of the race. Arrgh! Now he’ll come back to Maryland and stick around! This is not fair! This is so totally not fair! I demand that they recount the Iowa returns!
Martin O' Malley ending his campaign tonight after getting about a half percent tonight. This changes everything. #IowaCaucus
— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) February 2, 2016
… perhaps you could start mentioning him for Mayor of Chicago?
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He can’t *really* be worse than Rahmbo, right?
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Mew
TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!
+1 for Trading Places reference
Have you thought about moving to a part of the country that’s still free? Don’t get me wrong, I respect people that run the resistance, but some parts of the country are lost causes.
Ha! My county went GOP in the last election, and of course I’ve got Gov. Hogan.
I just saw that on twitter, condolences.
On the bright side, that narrowing margin between Hillary and Bernie gets narrower and narrower….
I’m just having fun imagining how angry she must be, that her time for the presidency is going to be taken away again, and by Bernie!
… I haven’t been paying enough attention to New Hampshire .. I presume Bernie has it locked down?
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Mew
In theory, but things are so wacky, who knows?
Read this one on another site I follow:
“These BerieBros are pissing me off. That’s it I’m voting for O’Malley!”
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“Really? Your voting for O’Malley?”
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“Hey, if I don’t, who will?”
Oy, nice try foisting him on the rest of the country! May he become as forgettable to you as he was to us.
Set Martin to feed the oysters!
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Seriously. Give him a set of waders and a bucket of Purina Oyster Chow and set him forth to feed the baby oysters of Chesapeake Bay.
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That it is useless and probably more destructive than just sending him to sit on the end stool in an Irish-themed bar is merely…
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*makes waving hand gestures*
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…better than anything else I can think of an likely less destructive. Unless you could have him headline at Lilith Fair or Burning Man – jinkies, no one would notice or care.