Tweet of the Day, Elder Scrolls VI Leak? edition.

I dunno how true this is, but it does seem to scratch my itches. And yes, I’m one of those people who like settlement building in my games. I feel no shame for it, because it’s soothing. I could always use more sooth.

Via @DaddyWarpig, who is dubious on general principles. Fair. I did like Starfield, though. Apparently that makes me rare.

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So, what’s the best UNOFFICIAL Baldur’s Gate 3 print guide?

Since there’s apparently not an official one, which just feels weird. It’s a popular game! You’d think they’d have put something together, made a decent extra amount of change that way.

Moe Lane

PS: Yeah, I’m restarting. I usually don’t finish a game the first time; instead, I go back to the start, and then carefully squeeze all the juice out of the lemon as I go. I am, in fact, the prime audience for print guides.

HELLDIVERS 2 to get god-awful movie adaptation.

…In your heart, you know I’m right: “The hit video game Helldivers 2 is getting the feature film treatment! Sony Pictures announced the project during their CES 2025 press conference.” It’s going to be very exciting, really. My eldest loves Helldivers 2, and hasn’t really experienced yet the special pain that comes when a movie studio takes one of your favorite video games, and drops it feet-first into a wood chipper. The life lesson will be good for his development, really.

Moe Lane

PS: Trust me, I could have been considerably more… visceral …in that imagery.

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