Look, YOU know what to get the author in your life for the holidays.

Book reviews. That is what we crave. Book reviews. Oh, we want you to buy our books. We never shut up about it, and we don’t care. But we dream of book reviews. We crave them. The algorithms demand this craving, and our supplication under their cold, pitiless gazes. We must obey, for we have no choice. The algorithms may not be denied.

Ease our suffering.

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