brawl – Moe Lane

Quote of the Day, Send In The Clowns edition.

The first line is all you need:

Clowns brawled with animal rights protesters under a circus big top in San Bernardino Friday night, witnesses say.

…I love that ‘witnesses say’ thing. As if anybody has any real doubt that a brawl went down. Eh, probably a legal CYA thing.

This Florida Man tweet does not oversell.

Judge Takes Break During Hearing to Fight Florida Man | http://t.co/QEMDGqtGBL

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) June 3, 2014

…it truly does not. You can’t see it – it happened behind closed doors – but you can hear it.

That Twitter account is almost a national goram resource.