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@_FloridaMan versus Judge Throw-Down!

This Florida Man tweet does not oversell.

…it truly does not. You can’t see it – it happened behind closed doors – but you can hear it.

That Twitter account is almost a national goram resource.

I am in awe of this Tweet.

It’s brilliant.

Mostly because it’s so ambiguous.  Did Florida Man get arrested after the aforementioned ball scratching?  Did he get electrocuted?  Did somebody run him over while carrying a battery?  Any one of those three makes sense, in the context of Florida Man – and any one of those would be awesome, in the very special anoxia-ridden way that is the hallmark of Florida Man.

If you do not follow Florida Man on Twitter, you are missing out.  Because they’re all like this.

Moe Lane

PS: Yes, I know what actually happened, because I clicked the link.  But it was the moment of pregnant possibility that appealed.