You’ve got the technical queen on the ropes, here.
People on the internet are saying I am the queen of Sweden, because in the legend of King Arthur, he was given a sword by a lady in a lake, and that meant he would become king. I am not a lady – I’m only eight – but it’s true I found a sword in the lake. I wouldn’t mind being queen for a day, but when I grow up I want to be a vet. Or an actor in Paris.
Because, really, you have folklore on your side on this one. Have Her Nibs put you on the next Honors List, or however that works in Sweden. Always Be Closing, Swedish Girl Who Found A Sword*. Always Be Closing.
Moe Lane
*I know her name, but it’s probably best not to put that out on the Internet, what with it being a wretched hive of scum and villainy these days.