NO! MAKE THE ANGRY FROZEN WATER SKY DEMONS STOP!
Seriously: my kid’s made preschool one, two days a week the last half-month because of all the globalwarming that we’ve had so far. And now I have ice storms to worry about? Let me put it this way: Maryland shuts down if the state government hears the phrase “ice storms*.” Actual ice storms usually involve the sacrifice of an unblemished ram to the aforementioned angry sky demons.
Moe Lane
*Admittedly, this means that the Maryland state government does no actual work, which is an improvement. Hey, just because the joke is old doesn’t make it not true.