(H/T: Instapundit) Check it out (here and here): the Greater Wisconsin Committee (GWC) (best known for their stellar work in inadvertently helping to derail JoAnne Kloppenburg’s WI Supreme Court bid) wants you to know that they’re paying attention to who is voting. And that they’re going to tell on you to your neighbors if you don’t vote. Every last one of you. They’re watching you right now, in fact. You see that shrubbery moving, and yet there’s no breeze tonight? Yeah, that’s a Greater Wisconsin Committee member keeping his eye on you, with his directional mike and his binoculars and his infared sensors and his plastic raincoat and his big black rubber gloves…
And he wants you to vote for Tom Barrett, by the way. The only way that the GWC isn’t targeting Scott Walker voters directly is because… well, the primary reason is that there’s a whole lot of them these days, thanks largely to the efforts of the GWC. But another reason is because the GWC can’t crawl into the polling booth after you, so they can’t actually tell how people voted. I bet that they’re trying to brainstorm that complication away, though…
Moe Lane
PS: Shorter Moe Lane: If your idea of useful political involvement involves doing things that in private life usually end with the phrase ‘restraining order’ being liberally strewn about, change your definition of ‘useful political involvement.’