This wasn’t really all that serious, either.
HellCows of Ronald – Google Docs
HellCows of Ronald
The Prince of Cows absolutely refuses to seek out human servants (he gets a few, anyway, mostly servants of various demons ‘assigned’ to the Service of Cows). However, Ronald needs corporeal agents as badly as any other Demon Prince, so he’s come up with a fairly, ah, unique way of getting them.
Yes, he has Hellsworn cows.