Come watch the Activist Left stage a phony racism scandal in realtime!

Look, I haven’t had sufficient coffee yet, so don’t expect me to pretend that this isn’t a setup, OK?  It has all the signs: ” Stickers that have appeared on at least six East Austin businesses declaring that they are “exclusively for white people” have now drawn the attention of the NAACP and a state lawmaker.”  …Said state lawmaker has now started screaming off and yelling about boycotts, in the expected manner; and the article goes on to note that the stickers seem to have been slapped on stores in a nigh-random fashion.  Couple that with the fairly professional layout of the stickers – and, more importantly, the stilted language in them, which is pretty much written out how lefties think conservatives talk – and, well, let’s see how long it takes for the story to fall apart and somebody comes clean about it all.

I give it 24 hours.