The History Club
This is, in fact, a club. As in, it is a wooden (boxwood) weapon that you use to hit people with. It’s just that it’s also a supernatural club (Power +4, Accuracy -1) that’s been wielded by the Angel of History for thousands of years. Rather forcibly, at times. And it’s been pretty much basting in an esoteric stew of nigh-palpable frustration and aggravation for that entire time. Apparently the Angel of History has communication issues… or, at least, people have difficulty understanding the Angel of History. You know the saying “History doesn’t always repeat itself: sometimes it screams ‘Why won’t you ever LISTEN to what I am SAYING?!!’ and lets fly with a club”? Yeah, this is that Club.