REAL hoverboards float.
We are in the future. The stupid, stupid future. https://t.co/qPsN1fzOOl
— Robin D. Laws (@RobinDLaws) May 10, 2016
Boston's first confirmed hoverboard fire causes $100,000 in damage https://t.co/I9yIM6RGzd
— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) May 10, 2016
These are just stripped-down Segways. That apparently can burst into flames. …And how did THAT odd little design quirk make it past the safety inspectors, anyway?