NO! BAD HANDMADE FILMS! BAD!
NO BISCUIT!
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I mean, seriously: “a bigscreen kids action franchise?” Have they actually SEEN Time Bandits? This is like… like doing the Watchmen graphic novel as a crappy 1980s Saturday cartoon show:
Yes, it’s a funny concept. It’s funny because it would totally suck, which is why people didn’t actually do it. These guys are actually threatening to do it.
Moe Lane
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