The INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY Honest Trailers.

They weren’t even that cutting, really. Honest Trailers was more… sad. Like they knew that INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY* had to be brought up, but there was no compelling reason to be needlessly cruel about it all.

*I’m continually fascinated by how highly movies can get rated on Amazon. Even MORBIUS managed a 4.1! I know it’s selection bias, but still.

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The ‘Can you see my narrowed eyes? They are VERY narrowed’ INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY trailer.

I am… dubious. I mean, this isn’t a horrible trailer for INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY. But the trailers for INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL weren’t horrible, either. Now, I didn’t hate that movie the way some people did* – but neither did I really think it needed a sequel. And yet, here we are.

Huzzah?

*It made a ton of money at the box office, and the critics actually liked it well enough. I think I can justify ‘some,’ here.

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So, INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY will still likely suck.

I know this. You know this. Possibly some people yet unborn know this. And the title (INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY) is awful. Still, I’ve seen worse trailers: