Well, I can’t call it ‘Life imitates the Onion,’ now can I? This is just straight-up ripping off. From the Onion, July 14th:
U.S. Soothes Upset Netanyahu With Shipment Of Ballistic Missiles
And from Haaretz, July 15th:
After Iran deal, Obama offers military upgrade to help Israel swallow bitter Iranian deal
In a phone conversation between the two leaders Tuesday, Netanyahu did not respond to the offer, said the official, who requested anonymity.