Sorry for getting that song stuck in your head, by the way.
Imagine, if you would, the following exchange:
IRS Agent: What you did here is suspicious.
Audited individual: I haven’t broken any laws!
IRS Agent: Really? What are the relevant laws?
Audited individual: …I don’t know.
I want you to imagine what the IRS agent’s most likely response would be to that. You can, right? It’s pretty easy. We all know just how much give there is when it comes to dealing with the tax man.