I have some life advice.

Own your life. If you did dumb stuff in the past, go ahead and readily admit to it.  Even if it’s embarrassing.

…Unless you can’t admit to it, because the statute of limitations hasn’t run out yet, or won’t run out. Then, Jeebus, yes, don’t talk about that at all. What are you, crazy or something?

Moe Lane

PS: This post got started because I was talking about mullets on Twitter. I mention this because I know somebody was going to ask.  Gimme a break, it’s the slow season right now.