The bald facts: “Twenty-eight inmates escaped from a Brazilian jail after three women in fantasy police costumes “seduced” prison wardens, it was reported today.” My response to the email that I got this from?
…Wow. This is exactly how I would have done it in my Dungeons & Dragons campaign if I was trying to bust the rest of the party out of jail. Get a squad to seduce the guards, spike their drinks, knock them out steal their pants, break out the player characters, let out everybody else at the same time (as a distraction), leave the costumes, and make sure that the other escapees don’t hurt the guards (because then the cops won’t take this personally). And, oh yeah: get one of the prisoners drunk and holding a stolen gun, then send him in the opposite direction. Preferably one of the Bad Inmates.
Seriously, this shouldn’t have worked in real life. I am legitimately impressed that it did. …I mean, obviously, one should not applaud lawbreaking of this nature. But speaking from a technical viewpoint this caper will become part of the real-life lore of the gaming community, just you wait…