I am reliably informed (by an expert in the field) that SHARKS OF THE CORN is real, and not a Robitussin*-fueled hallucination. Excuse me: STEVEN KANG’S SHARKS OF THE CORN, because you need the full title for the full effect. It’s one of those movies that you don’t really need to make, honestly. The movie poster is enough. More than enough, really.
*God DAMN it, Chrome: if you knew what the proper spelling was, then why didn’t you tell me it? What did you think I was trying to spell? Robespierre? Rotisserie? Robinson Crusoe?