Where were you when you heard that Vanilla Ice got arrested for grand theft burglary?

The day the music died.

Reality star and ’90s rapper Vanilla Ice (born Robert Matthew VanWinkle) was arrested in Florida for alleged home burglary, police confirmed on Wednesday.

According to a statement from the Lantana Police Department, several household items — furniture, a pool heater, bicycles — were stolen from a Palm Beach County residence in foreclosure. (Apparently a vacant one; the police date the burglary occurring sometime between December 2014 and this month.) Police got a search warrant and found several of the stolen items in a home nearby, which is being renovated by VanWinkle.

I… I don’t know what to say, sorry.
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