… and calls it “Lovecraft by Way of Lifetime.” …And that’s an “Oof.” For those who aren’t aware, SUITABLE FLESH is based off of HP Lovecraft’s “The Thing on the Doorstep,” only modified sufficiently to, among other things, allow Heather Graham to remind all of us that she still only sleeps alone by choice (trailer definitely NSFW):
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Adaptation of “The Thing on the Doorstep” to be made.
The title is called SUITABLE FLESH, and it’s being described as “erotic body-swapping horror.” Heather Graham and some kid named Judah Lewis have the lead roles*, and I cannot even remotely guess how this will pan out. HPL is notoriously difficult to adapt to the big screen, to the point where you can do wacky things to the plot like this and people will just shrug. You might as well go nuts with it, man; it’s gonna be a crapshoot as to whether it’ll work as a flick anyway.
Moe Lane
*He’s spent the last half of the 2010s doing the teen horror circuit as a teenager, which is… huh. Is that allowed? I mean, in the legal sense obviously it would be, but Hollywood usually doesn’t put actual teenagers in teenager roles.