So I went to go see Superman vs. Batman.

…I’m not exactly sure why people are so freaked out. I mean, it’s a perfectly decent popcorn superhero flick. Pretentious in a lot of places, but then it’s DC, so you expect that, right? Ben Affleck was fine, Henry Cavill was fine, Gal Gadot has sold me on a Wonder Woman solo flick. It’s not going to be the best movie I see this year, but It Did Not Suck.

Nonetheless: there is existing theme music for these characters. Iconic theme music. I would appreciate it if the studios started using that music. They’re not going to improve on what they already have, so they should stop trying.