The name absolutely fascinates me.
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The Age of Asparagus
The Age of Asparagus, at first look, appears to be a fairly innocuous (but exceptionally well-maintained) 30-foot civilian powerboat. Taking a closer look, however, reveals that the boat has discreet hardpoints for mounting machine guns, ballistic inserts in key locations, several gun safes, bulletproof glass, and a communications rig that clearly came straight out of the US Navy. A smart observer would then conclude, accurately enough, that the Age of Asparagus was a converted infiltration boat used by special forces for clandestine purposes. An Illuminated observer, on the other hand, would already be aware of this absolutely infamous and precious paramilitary resource. Continue reading Item Seed: The Age of Asparagus.