Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating ‘Fuck You’ Call
Maybe we should let evolution have that one.
Bird Hunted To Near Extinction Due To Infuriating ‘Fuck You’ Call
Maybe we should let evolution have that one.
The State of Illinois acknowledged last week that in an effort to stay afloat during the worst financial crisis in its history, it had begun performing in adult films.
Officials said that since ending the 2010 fiscal year with a record $4.7 billion in unpaid bills, Illinois has been actively pursuing roles in sexually explicit direct-to-DVD features, but is only doing so until it can get back on its feet.
…and a prime contender for a We-Thought-That-The-Onion-Joking post in a few years, unless we do something about the current government situation in Illinois…
Moe Lane
PS: I’m sorry, that should have been funnier. I’m very tired and worn out from two days of travel.
Actually, I wish that they did this.
Live Feed: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner
Aftermath from the rather vicious cold/flu/Venusian Death Crud that blew through Chez Lane this weekend. So here’s the Onion video that everybody else in the blogosphere is posting, too:
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Language warning. Depressingly accurate language warning, too. How depressingly accurate? This depressingly accurate.
You shouldn’t even try.
Obama Caught Lip-Syncing Speech
It’s completely hopeless, you know.
Can’t be done.
Moe Lane
Crossposted to RedState.
Has this happened to you (NSFW)?
Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk
Fortunately, my current security settings – one almost three years old, the other hitting the three month period – seem to be protecting me from this particular computer virus.
Dammit.
Moe Lane
I don’t watch sports shows, so I don’t know if this is an actual letter-perfect parody.
Baseball Superstar Accused of Performance-Enhancing Genie Use
I mean, to people who watch sports shows. It’s certainly a letter-perfect one for me.
And I’m forced to say to them, tiene razon.
Mexico Builds Border Wall To Keep Out US Assholes
Yeah. I hadn’t really realized how bad it was getting.
Crossposted to RedState.
…it’s more social commentary.
Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
In an odd sort of way.