Tweet of the Day, TIME TRAVELERS MUST READ THIS edition.

You want to calibrate exactly when you go to eavesdrop on this drunken conversation between Arthur C Clarke, CS Lewis, and JRR Tolkien. You don’t want to get there too early. Two drinks is too soon; five drinks is too many. You want to arrive somewhere between three and four ales apiece: that’s probably the peak point for Awesome Drunken Conversations.

…What? Recording awesome stuff on the sly is the only really ethical use of time travel that I can think of. I mean, you don’t want to actually change anything, right? …RIGHT?

Tweet of the Day, This Image Strikes Me As Perfect, Somehow edition.

I’m not even sure why. It just seems very… natural, really.  If ‘natural’ means anything in this context.

Tweet of the Day, …No, He Probably Won’t edition.

When I was young I wondered why old people didn’t understand. And then I became older, and learned that they understood just fine: they simply learned that the young didn’t want to hear it.  But that doesn’t stop the occasional act of rebellion against the system:

…Yeah.  You can kind of tell when somebody’s not gonna change. Harsh, but true.

Tweet of the Day, Don’t Eat Anything Before You Look At This Optical Illusion edition.

In fact: tweet after the fold. Nothing graphic, but it can cause vertigo if you aren’t careful. And maybe even if you are.

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