Tweet of the Day, The Last One Is Truly A Miracle edition.

(Via Cynthia Ann Yockey) Yes, I’m joking, but only slightly.  That kind of conversion used to be a massive pain in the sit-upon. Now, it’s just more or less assumed to be a basic print option. Computers have just simply gotten so much better in the last twenty years.

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/872128307487281157

Tweet of the Day, It Looks Like A Chihuahua Cosplaying A Cat edition.

That poor cat. And by ‘poor’ I mean ‘hysterical-looking.’ Because I’m a bad man.

Tweet of the Day, We All Wonder About Thomas The Tank Engine edition.

Parents, that is.  We all wonder, and we go into the Madness Districts to look for the crystalline insanity that will explain everything about Thomas the Tank Engine.  My old friend Tommy Crown has gone deeper down that paths than others.  Click through, and retrace his steps…

Tweet of the Day, The Raven Looks Kind Of Embarrassed To Be There edition.

He’s got that Hey, man, I have no fingers or thumbs, OK?  If I want to get downtown, this is how I get downtown look to him. Also: I’m not one to judge, but if I was hanging out with a raven I would like to think that I’d have a somewhat more exuberant view of life because, hey, I’m hanging out with a raven and that’s pretty cool, right? Ravens have personality, is what I’m saying.

https://twitter.com/maxsparber/status/858330495788220416

Tweet of the Day, I Will Shop At Places That Do This edition.

I’m not going to pound the table and say Implement this. Now.  I will merely say that I have had days where I wanted to carry the red basket, and I have had days where I wanted to carry the black one. Being able to signal which kind of day I’m having would be awesome.

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/854363904239075331

Tweet of the Day, This Is A Perception Check Crit For SOMEBODY edition.

Either a critical success on the part of the bear’s, or a critical failure on the people’s. Not sure which.  Also: you can almost see the bear’s How are these creatures the apex predators? thought bubble as he watches… well. Watch for yourself:

Tweet of the Day, :Pointing: …Cow. edition.

Note that it’s ‘unfamiliar’ cattle.  Apparently, familiar cattle you can let right on in.  …Which, OK, makes sense, but only by accident.

Tweet of the Day, THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD edition.

Dear God, but was it my childhood. I still mispronounce the occasional word that I’ve merely seen, never heard. Although admittedly it gets harder and harder, as the Internet goes more and more multimedia…

Moe Lane

PS: I am probably going to steal “I was raised by books” at some point.