Guess it’s time for my reminder to celebrities on Twitter: get off of Twitter.

I mean, I love Twitter and everything, but it’d be hard for me to end my career with one careless Tweet (mostly because my current career is ‘full time dad’). But if your livelihood depends on people you’ve never met assuming that you’re not a jackwagon, stay off of Twitter.  Because the jackwagon lurks within us all, and it can poke through at any moment.

Moe Lane

PS: I am certain that somebody will guess who I’m talking about.