I was alerted that Hollywood’s going to do Foundation – which will, of course, suck: but it probably won’t suck epically, so we’re going to have to help them with that. I’ll start: the director? Tim Burton. It’s not that Burton’s bad; it’s just that Burton is all wrong for Isaac Asimov.
Feel free to chime in with your own suggestions for casting: the only rule is that the choice either has to be hilariously wrong, or fascinatingly wrong.