This… this is simply wrong.
my bf ordered an egg and cheese bagel and the guy gave him a hard boiled egg on cream cheese help what’s the number for 911 pic.twitter.com/TPFMqkuATB
— erin chack (@ErinChack) June 24, 2018
That is something that an alien from Proxima Centauri trying to hide out among humanity might come up with. I’m only nine-tenths joking: there shouldn’t be a goram human culture on the planet that would think that the above is an ‘egg and cheese bagel.’ It’s like something out of a fever dream.
And this came out of Midtown Manhattan! Dear God in Heaven, but the tidings are grim.