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Anser Reformabit
Despite its name, this spell works on any sort of poultry. When cast, it transforms the victim into a variety of carnivorous dinosaur, depending on the rough size of the poultry in question:
- Duck-sized: Microraptor (How it kills you: swoops down from the sky and goes for the eyes)
- Chicken-sized: Hesperonychus (How it kills you: swarms with about a dozen other Hesperonychus and worries its prey to death)
- Goose-sized:Compsognathus (How it kills you: stalks from the trees and leaps from behind)
- Swan-sized: Velociraptor (How it kills you: standard disembowelment with its sickle-claw)
- Emu-sized: Troodon (How it kills you: inventively. Usually with sticks and sometimes a handy vine or two)
- Ostrich-sized: Deinonychus (How it kills you: RAWR [chomp])