Moe Lane

As I mentioned last night on Twitter, the embarrassing thing is that I like the original song just fine.

Because I’m a philistine, that’s why.

Last day of the fiscal quarter, folks.

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Via @cayankee:

Enjoy the earworm! And, remember:

http://www.amazon.com/

(Blame @baseballcrank) It’s a tossup between this one and the Paris Hilton energy proposal for the most memorable campaign ad of 2008.

…and, unlike Paris Hilton, I still don’t know what the hell Ralph Nader was trying to do there. That being said, remember:

http://www.amazon.com/

Yeah, I did this one once already. But it’s too good not to revisit, and it’s also kind of topical.

Kind of.

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Because, remember:

This has over 1.4 million hits.

Wait, what?

And you thought that the political areas of the blogosphere were weird. I’m still trying to figure out who’s supposed to be offended by that. Quite possibly? Everybody.

Moe Lane

PS: Amazon.com. Because, remember:

Something… well, I’d like to claim that it was something special – it took me, gosh, twenty minutes and everything to put together – but the truth is, it’s just vaguely cheesy and lame. It’d be a heck of a lot funnier if Napolitano was HHS Secretary, at least.

Amazon.

Nonetheless, it is cheesy, so:

I bet that you had blocked this unfortunate end to Pat Boone’s career out of your minds.

Holy Diver, Pat Boone

Well, you know the rules…

And everyone was doing so well, too.

Pulp Fiction

Remember: (more…)

This is wrong on multiple levels.

Hannah Montana store

You can stop the pain any time you like, of course.

Well, no. But that was my first thought. Actually a guy called Herbert Midgley.

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And remember:

I know that there’s been no real content this weekend, but you know the deal:

So… cheese-rolling.

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Apparently the object is to follow a cheese down a steep hill, falling down numerous times along the way, until you hit the finish line and get tackled by multiple people. And then the ambulance comes and takes you away.

Really.

This site is, by the way, now the top Google search result for “cheesy YouTube videos.”

I’m very proud.

Richard Cheese

Moe Lane

PS: It was almost Cheese doing “Baby Got Back.”