This is first draft, so feel free to pick it apart. I haven’t timed it yet, but I’m aiming for short and sweet. And no, I don’t know if that joke in the first paragraph really works, but what the hell. It’s the sort of joke I’d make in real life, and to thine own self be true.
The Kickstarter will go live on April 1st, by the way. The video is the last thing I need to do before submitting this project for review.