@Fausta raises an excellent point.

Not the shirtless thing – I’m frankly indifferent, although Democrats worrying about Paul Ryan’s physical appearance are probably worrying about the wrong thing – but the entire ‘make some cash off of this P90X’ thing.  So here you go:

I cannot recommend it one way or the other, given that I am stout and out of shape; but I’ll cheerfully sell it to you and get my cut. Because, hey, why not?

Moe Lane