EMAIL ME FIRST. USE THE CONTACT LINK. For a quite reasonable consultation fee I will:
- Read your poem.
- Show you where you got the scansion wrong.
- Fix your scansion.
- And, bluntly, improve your poem generally.
I am actually rather good at poetry – and even better at doggerel, which is what you want anyway. And I am 99.999% certain that I will be better at both than whoever you have writing your verse.
PS: No, I will not point fingers. This isn’t about shaming. This is about me getting a consultation fee and you getting more effective agitprop.
PPS: I don’t want the credit. The fee will be fine, thanks.