Really? Good.
EMAIL ME FIRST. USE THE CONTACT LINK. For a quite reasonable consultation fee I will:
- Read your poem.
- Show you where you got the scansion wrong.
- Fix your scansion.
- And, bluntly, improve your poem generally.
I am actually rather good at poetry – and even better at doggerel, which is what you want anyway. And I am 99.999% certain that I will be better at both than whoever you have writing your verse.
Moe Lane
PS: No, I will not point fingers. This isn’t about shaming. This is about me getting a consultation fee and you getting more effective agitprop.
PPS: I don’t want the credit. The fee will be fine, thanks.
Violets Are Blue
Roses Are Red
The U.S. Is Morally Bankrupt
Including The Fed
There once was a blog that was dull
it’s comments never were full.
He wasted his time
on scansion and rhyme,
and had not a thought in his skull.
Obviously not directed at our host.
[shrug] Any time I see poetry or scriptwriting on a blog, I know I’m going to see an unoriginal thought expressed in the most tedious presentation possible.
Dang. Forgot I had to include a period to space vertically. Sorry. Ruined my own bad limerick with poor copy-editing skills.