Feb
23
2012
2

Cancel the Apocalypse, folks.

The John Edwards sex tape will be destroyed, unviewed.  Three thoughts:

  • Thank God.
  • No, really, THANK. GOD. (That link is perfectly safe.  Well, it’s perfectly safe by comparison.  It’s to one of Penny Arcade’s best comics, which sums up this situation perfectly, if by accident).
  • It would be vicious and mean of me to point out that, by and large, Republicans tend to nominate candidates for President and Vice President who do not have sex tapes.]

(pause)

By and large, Republicans tend to nominate candidates for President and Vice President who do not have sex tapes.

Via Ace of Spades HQ.

Moe Lane

Jan
25
2010
1

John Edwards. [pause] [holding head in hands] John Edwards… sex tape.

I’m sorry.

I’m so terribly, terribly sorry.

SFW Gawker link.

Forgive me.

Please forgive me.

Crossposted to RedState.

Oct
22
2009
3

Oh, dear: is there a Letterman sex tape?

Well, so says the Enquirer (H/T Deceiver.com).  Supposedly, security cams.

I provide the following as a public service for my readers:

Because I’m a giver like that.

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