“Australian drunk rides crocodile, gets bitten.”

There isn’t much else to say, except this: I normally have a rule of “If it touches a human, it dies.  And everything that looks like it dies, too, in a mile radius.”  Given that the crocodile was minding his own business in a designated zoo environment, the human blatantly provoked the incident*, and the crocodile let the human go… I favor clemency, just this once.

I am not an unreasonable apex predator, after all.  The crocodile clearly understands the rules, and it wasn’t the one that broke them…

Moe Lane

*Alcohol was involved.