Sorry, but a (AoSHQ) headline like that deserves all-caps. Anyway… bull sharks! From the river! Swimming through the flooded town! Then local Australians captured and started riding them!
OK, I made that last bit up. But “Australian riding sharks…” that just rolls off of the tongue, doesn’t it? I’m surprised nobody’s tried that one in real life yet.
Moe:
Apparently you’re not familiar with Saxton Hale, nor his part in Team Fortress lore.
http://www.moddb.com/groups/mann-co/images/saxton-hales-thrilling-tales3
“Mann Co.: We Sell Products And Get In Fights.”
Doug: wow.