Although that will be out of date by the time you read this, probably. The title was too good to pass up, though*.
Moe Lane
*No, not “slouching towards.” Santa’s one of the Good Guys and the reference is to Bethlehem. Which is next on the list as of this writing, admittedly.
RT @moelane: NORAD: Santa approaching Jersualem.: http://t.co/7LmY7WhF
RT @moelane: NORAD: Santa approaching Jersualem.: http://t.co/7LmY7WhF
RT @moelane: NORAD: Santa approaching Jersualem.: http://t.co/7LmY7WhF
RT @moelane: NORAD: Santa approaching Jersualem.: http://t.co/7LmY7WhF
RT @moelane: NORAD: Santa approaching Jersualem.: http://t.co/7LmY7WhF
Do you suppose the sleigh has a stealth system, or is otherwise protected against rocket fire?
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Mew
Flares. Chaff. Electronic spoofing. You name it.