See, Buzzfeed, that’s how you subtly get the point across while still warning your readers about the pictures of perky, naked breasts that can be found at this link.
:pause:
…What? I didn’t put them up myself, did I?
Now, that’s pretty much it on this story – I mean, Cory Booker’s not married, and God knows that he’s doing better than Robert Menendez when it comes to revelations of his relations with the adult entertainment industry – but two things.
- A VEGAN strip club? Portland is a strange, and not quite wholesome, place.
- This:
No. Pretty obvious. RT @EWErickson Is there anyone who doesn’t think Corey Booker leaked the stripper story himself?
— RB (@RBPundit) September 25, 2013
Moe Lane
Thanks for the link! :)_
What’s faker: Her boobs or the idea that this was accidentally leaked?
Personally, the most interesting thing in that Buzzfeed article to me were the $2 bills in her tip jar.
I guess I’m outing myself as “someone who doesn’t really think in #Twitterese”, but my first thought was, “Cory Booker found a stripper who is a gamer as well? Some of us managed that trick back in the 1990’s, dude.”
Never heard of a vegan strip club, but I have seen that several of them are now actually putting some effort into their food options. Just as long as it’s not a *Vogon* strip club…
Vogon strip club? Eeeewwwww, thank you for that mental image