Indisputable proof that the Good Lord looks out for fools, drunkards, and American citizens:
Seriously, my advice to you in matters of this sort:
— Mashable (@mashable) May 27, 2014
NEVER GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO A TORNADO TO TAKE A PICTURE LIKE THIS. Unless, of course, you have a valid American passport, because apparently my people can do deeply stupid sh*t like this all the time and just have it end up on Mashable. If it’s any consolation… yes, I think that it’s unfair, too.