I’m not even mad. Just… it’s just such a smallness, to be this kind of person.
.@RepBrendanBoyle – milk's least favorite congressman. pic.twitter.com/QiWFr4x2SE @Oreo what say you?
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) July 9, 2015
I… refuse to say no to Oreo. If Oreos are wrong, I don’t want to be right. In fact, I’m going to go have two Oreos RIGHT NOW.
Moe Lane
PS: I cannot prove that only Communists hate Oreos enough to put their hatred in the Congressional Record, but I have my suspicions. Oh, yes. I have my suspicions…
Can’t believe we actually pay this goofball a salary to engage in such mind-numbing idiocy. Really? This is the most pressing thing he has to worry about right now? I haven’t had an Oreo in ages, but since I was just getting ready to head to the store, guess I’m now picking up a couple of packages on general principle.
Supposedly he’s protesting an Oreo factory relocation to Mexico, but his REAL problem is that I suspect that his staff hates him, and wants him to die in a grease fire.
He seems about as sharp as a baseball.
In other news, Oreos make incredible S’mores. S’moreos, I call them. Something to think about while you’re celebrating a life too important to fight against a junk-food manufacturer on a national stage.
Apparently he’s got a problem because some Nabisco spin-off company put keeping their company afloat over union jobs.
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If you wanna play “what’s the missing word here”, the answer is Democrat, Boyle’s party affiliation.
My first thought was that he was protesting “white-acting” blacks.
Of all the places to play “Name That Party!” I would not have thought your blog was one.
Edit: “Now that’s just wrong, @RepBrendanBoyle (D-PA 13). Oreos? OREOS?”
Jove nods.