Be a quiet one. Not to mention, a dressed one.
A drunk man allegedly stripped off on an aeroplane and asked a stewardess for sex – forcing the plane to make an emergency landing.
Reportedly, the fellow was Irish, but I am not entirely certain that I believe it. Why? Because he did things out of order. God knows my distant cousins are sometimes not the most organized people in the world; but every true Son of Erin knows that you talk the lady’s clothes off first, and only then do you start removing your own.
Mind you, those days are long, long behind me.
Via Instapundit
I have always been so pleased that my mother’s side is Irish. It makes for such good family reunion stories: rum runners, bank robbers, horse breakers, gamblers, etc. etc. And all so killer good looking! Yes. We do have newspaper articles and photos.
I’m sure that my family history is equally colorful; alas, there were some fairly drastic name changes going on at key points in my genealogy, so I can’t confirm that…
I can honestly say that every time I’ve been nude in public, alcohol was not at all involved.
i await the flight when someone’s loud snoring will force an emergency landing.
Also, when in a strange bar, always order a bottle. Cause you never know when you’re gonna need a bottle.
#thingsilearnedafterkindergarten