I wrote up ‘Fermi’s Resolution‘ because I was trying to come up with an answer to Fermi’s Paradox (“Where the Hell is everybody?”) that hadn’t been already done to death. I assume that this answer has been done already at least once already, though. Trying to figure out where the aliens are is a very, very, very well-trod path in science fiction.
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Sorry, I like Grrl Power’s answer better.
Fair enough, but I’m too old and too married for the alien sex tourism.