Do NOT enter the ‘new’ room at the Winchester Mystery House!

Dear GOD.

A new room has been discovered at San Jose’s Winchester Mystery House, a Victorian mansion that was home to a widow of the Winchester rifle fortune.

The home’s preservation team recently opened the new room to the public.

It’s like none of them have ever watched a single, solitary horror film in their collective lives. “Hey! You know that crazy-woman’s house that kind of Reeks of Wrongness? Well, here’s this room in there that we’ve managed to miss for ninety-four years! It’s chock-full of crazy-woman stuff!  It’s been sealed since the Great Earthquake!  We should open it to the public!”  Yeah, and you should having the formal opening sequence during a full lunar eclipse while defrocked monks are chanting in Enochian.  It’ll make it really homey.

…The Darwin Awards website in universes where supernatural activity actually goes on on a regular basis must make for fascinating reading.

(H/T Facebook)

3 thoughts on “Do NOT enter the ‘new’ room at the Winchester Mystery House!”

  1. They used the found items for an animatronic shooting gallery? If that doesn’t scream “Perfect place for a possessed serial killer to go after a group of foolish teens” I don’t know what does.

  2. The scariest thing about that house is the price they charge for a tour. Sarah Winchester was off her chum, but really, the only thing separating her from everyone else was that she had the money to indulge her strange fantasies. The rest of us have to get by in our own way.

    Anyone else doing NaNoWriMo this year? It’s free.

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