The embedded link was, very possibly, the finest Twitter exchange I read all year.
https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/918848248172957698
It was all the more obnoxiously good because of the deadpan. And the apparent lack of effort*. Improv at its finest, really.
Moe Lane
*Oh, those two sweated bullets to write that one, to be sure.
“Where did you find the mask?”
“In the woods on a nature hike. Some crazy desiccated corpse was holding onto it, ringed by salt and bound with crucifixes.”
Yup, know some players who would be like, “Hey, cool mask. Mine now.”