As they say in the world of “Invoking the Black-Smoke Foal”: The Bountiful Mother Ocean made Selkie. Sam Colt made her equal. You’d think more supernatural creatures with hands would have made this conceptual leap*.
Moe Lane
*Man, now I want to write a story about a shotgun-wielding Bigfoot exorcist.
Nah, man. Shotguns in a close forest aren’t for Bigfoot.
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They’re ambidextrous, and favor heavy-caliber revolvers.
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Saves on policing the brass, goes with the “leave no trace” thing.
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Mew
Colt 1873 SAAs, then, for the 19th century? Works for me.
For a more modern story, dual-wielded Desert Eagles.
And now I want to read a story about a gun-wielding Bigfoot exorcist. Alas that I do not have the resources to commission such a piece.
That is why the gods of the internet created crowdfunding.
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Mew
Quite a franchise could be made out of that.
Bigfoot vs Evil
The Howling: Bigfoot Returns
Son of Bigfoot
Army of Bigfoot
Are we just replacing the main character in an action movie with Harry from Harry and the Hendersons? Because I feel like “Live Free or Bigfoot”.