Buy your tickets for BARBIHEIMER now!

Both of the two movies are projected to do well (although BARBIE’s going to be the box-office winner of the two). So if you were planning to be the 200,002 person* to see the films back-to-back, grab your tickets today. From what I can see, the theaters are filling up already for Saturday showings.

Moe Lane

PS: BARBIE before lunch; lunch, including drinks; then OPPENHEIMER mid-afternoon. I could have done it the other way, but I decided to keep it simple.

*They’re estimating 200,000 people have bought tickets for both. I bought my tickets after I read that, so I’m 200,001. You’d be 200,002**.

**Yes, yes, the math is wonky, on multiple levels.

2 thoughts on “Buy your tickets for BARBIHEIMER now!”

  1. A feminist lecture, followed by the canonization of a commie stooge, from people who hate me.

    I believe that I can come up with better things to do than applying poison directly to my eyeballs.
    Like volunteering to clean out a Mexican restaurant’s grease traps.

    If I felt the desire to go to the movie theater for a double feature, they’ve got Nefarious and The Sound of Freedom playing .

  2. I’m going to see MI7 sometime. The women in it are apparently treated like people, including agency and flaws.

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