The STARFIELD Honest Game Trailer.

It’s not harsh, but it’s probably fairer than Bethesda would like it to be.

Honestly, I’m enjoying STARFIELD. Quite a lot, in fact. But I know, you know, and probably Honest Trailers know that this… is its larval stage. There will be a Creation Kit; and when that drops, the game will be modded down to the source code. Starting with the explicable* lack of sexy clothes and bodies in the base game; I mention this only because Honest Trailers brought it up. Soon, my droogies. Soon.

Moe Lane

#commissionearned

*If I knew that the fan community was prepared to spend thousands of hours to reskin my characters into exemplars of every fetish known to man – for free – then I wouldn’t worry too much about making the vanilla NPCs look sexy, either. Bethesda’s resources aren’t infinite.

4 thoughts on “The STARFIELD Honest Game Trailer.”

  1. I’m more looking forward to new locations and interesting things to find.

    The most immersive time I had in the game was, I’m pretty sure, a bug. I found an abandoned space station, and no enemies spawned. I just wandered around, looking at all the stuff hastily left behind, listening to all the small sounds of the environment as I explored, tension building while waiting for the shoe to drop.
    And it never did.
    It was perfect, in a way that I’m almost certain was unintentional. (If it had been intentional, I think there would have been notes or audio logs or something to explain what had happened. But there wasn’t a thing. It just was.)

    But then there was the time I landed on that one particular planet that the UC had abandoned. Since I was playing the Freestar storyline, with a Freestar homesteader background, I had no idea that it had been a UC planet, much less why it had been abandoned. I landed and checked out a location called “Safe House Gamma”, read the apocalyptic logs about feeling trapped, and then turned off the machine that was making the godawful racket (which was evidently keeping the redacted away).
    After a couple of “Oh Crap” moments, I channeled my inner Sir Robin. (When your highly customized 40mm grenade launcher only takes a few pixels off the enemy’s health bar, it’s time to run. Yay for jetpacks making you faster at doing so, and stacked buffs that let you run for longer without getting winded! I’d rather run the Red Mile a second time then go back to that planet.)

      1. Heh. I wasn’t, and didn’t yet have access to the top menu options that would have made it a walk in the park.

        I didn’t die, but holy crap.
        I was not at all prepared for that ranged attack to exist, much less for it to inflict speed debuffs.

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