#rsrh Now I have an iPad2. #p2

HO HO HO.

Hey, the doorbell just rang.  What could it be?

Could it be?  Could it be?

It is, it is!   It’s my pledge drive iPad2! A day early, too.

Again, I’d like to thank everyone involved for said pledge drive: but there’s one person in particular that deserves special attention…

…Pat Carpenter.

I just want to let Pat  (and all of his/her progressive buddies) – know: I couldn’t have done this without you.  It was your personal attacks on me as an – what was it, again?  Ah, yes: ‘ignorant racist’ – that helped cause people to open up their hearts and wallets, and gift me with a tool that I can hopefully use to help further the cause of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.  And you helped bring that blessed event to fruition, simply because you couldn’t handle your hate!

I can’t stress enough how important this was.  Seriously, without your help, Pat, this picture could never have been taken:

…and I hope that you’ll think about THAT MAN’S icon brazenly being on my iPad2 every time that you look at yours.

I mean, you do have an iPad2, right, Pat?

Right?

Moe Lane