Yeah, ‘spicy.’ Gimme a break, I’m getting old.
i've waited my entire life to read this: pic.twitter.com/MzCeML82oG
— emily gore (@emilymphocyte) August 15, 2014
I don’t want to read the story, though. I’m sure that I’ll be disappointed that it won’t be as awesome as the headline.
You are righut. Nothing in that article would top the headline.
Good night, internet. Nothing is going to top that headline.
Wonderful thing, a subpoena…